Simpson Vs Duff...who is the winner?

Hilary and Haylie Duff were celebrating a friend's birthday, when Ashlee Simpson came to the Duffs' table, and told Hilary that her arms looked "chunky."

Haylie tried to stick up for her sister, but she has a nose like a flagpole so it really wasn't helping. Later that night, Haylie tried to talk shit to Jessica Simpson, but it calmed down quickly.

A rep for the Simpsons said, "Ashlee thinks Hilary has perfectly lovely arms." The Duffs' rep, Cece Yorke, said, "They said they had a really fun night."

Everyone knows that Hilary's arms are exactly like tree trunks from the rain forests, and she needs to know these things. It's the same reason I tell anorexic girls that they're fat. You know most people are telling them "Come on puke girl, gain some weight, you're so skinny." Than I come along, "Have another taco, fatty." Man, those girls love the fat jokes.